How to Write Dialogue

The art of self-induced multiple personality disorder

Cassette Confessions by John Ilho

Writing great dialogue is super easy.

All you need to do is become a schizophrenia powerhouse and obsess over every single line. But hey, if you’re a writer, you’re already doing that for every single sentence. So, you know, no biggy. Except, dialogue comes with a teensy-weensy, tiny-winy extra bit of work.